High-quality YORUICHI Foil Waifu Card from The Otaku Box’s monthly Waifu Card Club limited edition, Safe Version

Contents

• Wait... So What Is Waifu Card Club, Exactly?
• Miss a Drop? Cry Later
• Oh, and the Upgrade? Yeah... You Want That
• Final Thoughts, Cowards

Hi, I'm Liz, and yes... I did this. I made a new club. A waifu card club. Because clearly, nobody told me “no” enough as a child.

So now it exists. It's called Waifu Card Club, and it’s full of anime cards so spicy they got banned in seven countries. Real talk. Every month, you get 10 exclusive foil anime cards, all illustrated by my team of overworked, underpaid, not-AI artists. And you... yeah, you... Get to vote on which waifus show up. Meaning, if there’s a catgirl in a nun outfit holding a churro next month? That’s your fault, not mine.

And guess what? It's just $1 to start. No catch. No gacha. No secret foot pics subscription (yet).

Wait... So What Is Waifu Card Club, Exactly?

High-quality YOR Foil Waifu Card from The Otaku Box’s monthly Waifu Card Club limited edition, Safe Version

Think of it like a monthly box of chaos and poor decisions, but it fits in a binder. Every single month, you’ll get:

• 10 brand-new foil anime cards
• Options for fully uncensored lewdness (cowards can stay PG, I guess)
• No repeats, no reprints, no “oops, I missed it, can I still get one?” replies
• You vote. I print. We all cope.

And yeah, these are real anime cards. Like collectible, flippable, hold-them-in-your-hand-and-make-your-roommate-uncomfortable type of cards. Whether you're a binder goblin, a reseller goblin, or just a plain ol’ degenerate, this was made for you.

Miss a Drop? Cry Later

Once a month ends, those waifus are gone forever. No second runs. No late-night “pls restock” DMs. If you missed Bunny Necromancer Milf, you missed her forever. That’s not a threat. That’s a promise.

I don't do mercy. I do monthly regret.

Real Quote from a Totally Real Person:

“I skipped one month and now my binder looks like a broken dream.”
– Definitely not me crying into ramen

Oh, and the Upgrade? Yeah... You Want That

Get a FREE exclusive engraved metal waifu card each month when you upgrade.
Heavy. Shiny. Can’t get it any other way.

High-quality ROSSWEISSE exclusive special edition Metal Card from The Otaku Box’s February 2025 release, handcrafted with real weighted metal

It’s like holding a weaponized mistake in your hands.

And it slaps.

Final Thoughts, Cowards

You’ve wasted enough time reading. It’s $1. That’s literally less than a crusty vending machine donut. You either click below and join the chaos... or you doom yourself to scrolling Reddit next month like:

“Where do I buy past WCC anime cards?”

Too late, King.

👉 [GET YOUR FIRST DROP FOR $1]

– Liz 🌸