Who will you jar? Power, Rem or Zero Two?

Contents

• Anime Boobs Are the Real Main Character
• Why You Keep Coming Back for More
• Jars, Clicks, and Degenerate Instincts
• You’re Not Fooling Anyone

Anime Boobs Are the Real Main Character

Don't click if this is too lewd for you

Look, you can tell yourself you’re here for “collectibles” or “art” all you want, but we both know you’re here for the anime boobs. The thighs, the cleavage, the questionable angles — that’s the secret sauce every so-called “accidental click” drips with.

You don’t come crawling back month after month for keychains and lanyards. You come back because this box is the only thing stopping your shelf from looking like a normie bookshelf from IKEA.

Why You Keep Coming Back for More

Don’t lie. You say “one box and I’m done,” then next month it’s, “Well, maybe one more.” The anime boobs are engineered for maximum regret and zero self-control. One peek at that figure pose and suddenly your wallet’s crying while your inner degenerate is high-fiving you for a job well done.

I’ve seen the polls. You all pick the same poses every time. Safe for work? Never heard of her. You’d riot if I put a turtleneck on half of these girls.

Jars, Clicks, and Degenerate Instincts

Who will you jar between Power, Rem and Zero Two?

Let’s not pretend you don’t know exactly how this works. You jar them, you vote for more, then you jar them again.

There’s no mystery here. The anime boobs run this whole operation and I’m just your slightly unhinged guide with a vote button and no adult supervision.

This is why Reddit hates us. This is why normies scroll right past and whisper, “Degenerate.” And that’s fine. Let them cope. You’ve got jars to fill and a shelf to flex.

You’re Not Fooling Anyone

Don't tap if you're a normie!

If you ever catch yourself telling your friends you’re “just checking what’s new,” remember: I see you. I see your votes, your taps, your DMs begging for more angles, more fishnets, more anime boobs.

Stop pretending you’re some casual. You’re not. You’re family now. Or at least you’re one of my sweet little repeat regrets.

Oh, and before you try to ghost me again, here’s your reminder. If you stick around and sub for 3+ months, you’re getting:

• 👉 A free figure (yeah, I know you want it)
• 👉 Plus surprise loot you’ll hide from mom
• 👉 Plus a free Waifu Monthly
• 👉 And Waifu Masters instant VIP access because you can’t handle waiting for invites anyway

Because if you’re gonna simp, at least do it properly.

- Liz 🌸